danielle's rhyming leftovers
Thursday, August 12, 2004
6:12 PM
fame is a drug that most want
shootin up their vein
it ain't simple playin that game
cuz it's the same shit soft-served into a different pile
the same rhymes recycled into a new freestyle
i've heard that crap b4 no wonder u lose
spittin bile
u make the audience snooze and yawn
before dawn the dishes are done
but you choose to come out whack
and so i easily attack u best hit the road jack
pull your panties off and jack off
*cough* *cough*
ahem looky like it feels soft
shall i call u mr. noodle?
nah no cotton candy canvass for u to doodle
so u wants to fuck a poodle
but fifi got standards,
time to do a new google search
fuck one of your own....
enter the keyword: useless bone.
penned this july 12th at the callcentre while i was arguing with a customer.
6:06 PM
sick and tired so i pop green tea all wired
all night always invited under a roof
for the retired so they can bound me
with wire and twine
prevent me from spittin another line
force feed me vomit and swine
to payback for previous unkind
acts like that time i lumberjack axin'
unwanted cacks like castration
so i can listen to your high pitched
angelic song all the while
ridiculing your newly mushroom capped dong
cuz i'm sick like that
you wanna prick this cat
hardy har har slip'n'slide this mat
i'm sorry it's just too small
i'd rather fuk a gat, ten trigger fingers in all...(eew)
penned april 15th 2004 while putting down an mci sale at my old work. i was kinda in a pissed off mood.
5:58 PM
snooty rudy tittytooty
condescending is my duty
multilayered shield comin off moody
bulletproof vest leaves me standing
while u shoot me yet i still cum out witty
my arms rarely open
ain't no welcome committee, headstrong
others mistake me bein bitchy
knowin what i want hocus pocus all witchy
takin offense from disrespect
cuz i knocked over their fence
in return a she-devil spurn to have haters burn
i ain't talkin fire
irritated crotches payin the price
in turn for vice 'gainst this self proclaimed diva
inflictin ya'll with the deadliest fever...