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Saturday, July 08, 2006
12:38 AM
i'm addicted to our pool. me and stephen have lived here together for almost two months and i just recently dipped in couple days ago. its great....but now i got a harsh boob tan...and now i wanna swim everyday, weather permitting.
oh yeah did i mention the million dollar view from our balcony? what more can i ask for? werd.
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Tuesday, June 27, 2006
4:02 PM
in case ya'll wondering...i'm still alive.
werd.
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Wednesday, July 06, 2005
3:35 AM
its nice to know that i got a newfound spot to rely on tuesday nights. dj's pluskratch and hedspin spun a perfect blend of hiphop, reggae and my favorite sounds of 93-98 ish. stephen and aletheia got drunk with the quickness over the cheapie hiballs. i stayed sober...and i'm glad i did cuz i needed my head to be clear and alert for the shit that was to follow.
u know what's fucked? whenever i open my heart up to love...i get weak...yeah that's right, im talking about that swv type shit "where i lose all control, and something takes over me..in a daze love is so amazing its not a phase i want u to stay with me by my side i swallow my pride your love is so sweet it knocks me right off of my feet...can't explain why your loving makes me weak...."
heh i had to bust out the lyricals for the people who are unaware of the 90's. but yeah, this hardcore diva bitch melts into putty when it comes to love. and right now im in love with stephen. but the shitty thing is that because im in love with him...my heart is so weak that i easily succumb to wounds. wounds that are so cut open by brutal honesty that can't be easily sutured up by stitches. a heart that can't be revived by the paramedics yelling "clear" before each and every electric pulse sent through my body to fucking wake my heart up back into normal pumping. but that's the shit that's worth living for. that's the shit worth fighting off death for. pat benatar got it right by proclaiming that 'love is a battlefield'.
heh...i have a winning attitude...so there..."i'll do anything for u" ala gloria estefan styles. within reason of course...bahahahaha. luckily im patient so yeah i'm gonna wait it out and reap the rewards like interest rates.
i heart sm. werd.
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Wednesday, June 29, 2005
2:14 PM
heh...for those who know me i guess u can vouch. for those that don't know me...merry christmas. werd.
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Thursday, June 16, 2005
4:58 AM
my day started off real good especially cuz i had royalty treatment all night long til the early morn from geeky hot extraordinaire hoor. origins was fun as usual, hooking up the free facials and makeovers. sport central 3 dolla chicken wings...pretty fun times with adonis, sholai, roche, rina, mihow, aletheia, and abe. i bumped into geoffrey in the parking lot, one of those "hey long time no see" type of deals. i remembered him cuz he had the wutang symbol tattoo on his juicy bicep and he worked the graveyard shift. back in the day i used to work out at sport central during the wee hours of the morning..taking out my aggression out in a room full of punching bags and speed bags. those things got murdered. heh.
hightlight of the night would have to be the naughty by nature concert that angelica treated me to. she had won tickets from 102.7fm beats to the rhyme, fuck man that's ancient. i swear i saw sooo many people that i haven't seen in ages. like im so lazy to even write about it so ya'll can read cutiepie's experience of that night..she got it down to a t. heh. shout out to nick and mike, these boys were front row centre with us, and i sat beside them during the snoop concert just a moment ago..these dudes threw a shitload of weed up on stage and snoop gleefully accepted. this time the bouncers confiscated the weed offerings...sucky deal for treach and uncle vinny. too many boys were macking on me and her one at a time. heh and since we're both spoken for, it was an egocrushing spree worthy of applause. even after parting ways with her during my walk home i was stalked by hotshot rolling in an escalade who wouldn't give up, circling my neighbourhood trying so hard to holler. my overalls concealed my steel toed longshoreman boots but i was ready to kick shins followed by nutsackkaplow if need be. as if asking me if i like cocaine, alcohol and weed's gonna get me to climb into your penis extension vehicle! boo urns. luckily for me another lady was walking on the street as well so i paced myself to walk alongside her...power in numbers, baby, and we both laughed at the failure of forced masculinity. so the potential rapist sped off in search of an easier victim and i finally made it home safe. these black workpro boots were definetly made for walking. a fun-filled adventure all in all, but my night seemed incomplete cuz i didnt have my stephen beside me to hold me tight and to say goodnight. heh sucks when u get used to cuddlespoils! werd.
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Saturday, June 11, 2005
2:37 AM
mr. & mrs. smith. this movie was genius. i likey. i lovey. brad pitt once again proves to be instant orgasm of silverscreen proportion. angelina jolie is equally hot with her sexyness, but hers can totally outdo his in a heartbeat...right margarine?. what a dual these two make.
like wow...wtf...this couple is what love's all about. some people might see it as codependancy or whatnot but fuck it...hot. i found alot of similarities between jolie's character and myself. that whole kick ass dominatrix-im equal to a man type shit is what im talking bout. lotta psychotic asskicking to be had in this one. that brad pitt i tell u...he was super hot that he was hot in every photo still. never did i spot a moment in the film where he looked shitty. same goes for jolie. hot. k i'll shut up now cuz this paris hilton lingo is getting tired.
silvercity riverport was hella packed for this blockbuster tabloid induced hit. me and michelle waived our cardiovascular health for two large tubs of popcorn with three orders of butter and three packets of sugar plus a lil sprinkle of white cheddar powder. 1.50 for the damn butter. well worth it, well worth my congealed batman begins bucket, and sure beat out spending 10 dollars on a burger king whopper combo. highway robbery i tell yah.
so watching this movie made me realize how much i really love the person i love right now, if ya'll all know who that is..best friend for life, he's my other half that makes me whole, no matter how crazy things get...it all balances out...just like jane and john smith...werd.
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Monday, May 30, 2005
2:32 AM
day 2 of living life to the fullest, i rose out of bed around 4pm on a sunny sunday afternoon. front row floor was on my mind for the snoop concert, and i was stoked about it. so i did some massive ticket searching online, and even dug out my old business cards from prior scalpers that ive dealt with in the past. front row seats were selling for $450 each. brutal. so fuck... me and stephen decided to just show up at the grounds so that i can haggle the ticket fuckers for floor. donna and giju were up in the rafters inhaling second hand weed while me and stephen were living it up 2nd row floor dead centre like whut. the game looks like a happy smurf, very ungangster compared to the mean mug displayed on 'how we do' video. i did enjoy the song 'dream' though.
snoop dogg in the muthafucking house.he put on a great show. effort and stuff, like the words effortlessly rolled out of his mouth like second nature. props. but my highlight of the night would have to be friggin miss afro puffs herself, the lady of rage. i bow down to that shit cuz i grew up idolizing her rugged roughness. heck, i think i was the only person in the audience that knew the lyrics and i was the only one throwing up the lady of rage signature gang sign. much respect to rocking robyn.
it was cool cuz the guys beside me threw up a honking huge whack of weed on stage with a note attached to it, and snoop picked it up and read the note out loud over the microphone...then he helf it in his mouth like a cock sized cigar. heh. it was also entertaining to watch the 12 year slutskaya's prancing about front row, it was girls gone wild amature night of some sort, i felt like i was in the directors' seat for once. sucks to be their dad, heh. they sooo wanted to get chosen to participate in backstage groupie situations. bahahhaa.
we were all impressed with the concert, and impressed with the greasy goodness of latenight eats dans le fresgo inn. double cheddar patty bacon burger, montreal style poutine and tappity tap taps later had me smiling wide all throughout. sigh. i guess it counts for alot...good job on that one mr. misek =P werd.
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Sunday, May 29, 2005
5:37 AM
i had a near death experience today. 2 firemen and 4 paramedics came to my rescue and subdued the anaphylactic shock.(i think that's what they call it) my entire life flashed before me. i was not ready to die yet.
cambie wonton fortune cookie even states "you are one of the people who will go places". i cracked my cookie open around 5am. life threatening moment occured around 11:30am. i am so happy that i'm still alive.
i came home from the emergency critical room and conked out for a good 5 hours. i woke up alert and so full of happiness. like i was lucky to survive this ordeal. dishes done did and headed out to the shambhala bassnectar rave party at the commodore. it was exactly what the doctor ordered, and i felt right at home with the sounds of "angelic melodies meeting total bassline perversions"
i had the time of my life. downtempo, trip hop, mid-tempo head nodding hiphop, and psychedelic breakbeat were on dj lorin's playlist. i even worked the stage for a solid 2 hours nonstop and gained some newbies who were brave enough to holla, recognize, and shower some due praise. i feel at home whenever i am onstage of the commodore. i was checking out the many guys in sexy tight outfit, black eyeliner and lipgloss. yum. i enjoyed my kraft slice status but came to the conclusion that life is all about quality. so yeah,. i didnt have to pop candy or smoke anything prior to the club this time. i wasn't even lusting for anyone either. so all my sexual energy was channellled through my dance moves.
anyhoo, me, mel, dianna, rina, rocky and mihow met up and went to the usual chinese restaurant of after-club choice. xtscene was all up in there too, occupying three huge tables! but the best part was being in the company of my single friends. and since i have been taking my life for granted, this was a huge wakeup call for me. life is short, and i have no time to waste. so i have to let go of the past and move on. and there's plenty of fish in the sea...got rod? werd.
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Thursday, May 26, 2005
12:46 AM
today was great. cardio kickbox hardcore at the gym with ide and jes, and i coulda sworn that the instructor was on some sort of crack. but it felt super good..especially the oxygen running through the blood. speaking of blood, i had all u can eat filipino food near my joint. so i ate all the blood that my tummy allowed. thanks kelly for the treat. he pigged out on bopis aka chopped lungs and throat. bahahaha. dinuguuan does my vampire-like tendencies good.
so my outlook on life is looking up, things are happening for the better, and the fellas are noticing what's up. my friends have been keeping me company and ensuring me that someone is bound to show up...someone on an equal level as me...someone who will cherish me. even my numba1 fan gave my celly a ringading cuz she heard through the grapevine that some dude was rough handling me at the club. hohum. how embarrassing...but i love her cuz she was offering to give my ex some bruises. i cant wait till my entourage of minions run deeper...the docks are calling out to me, and 'they' will completely have my back. so don't mess. or i'll just have to do some clean-up.
heh shawn dezzy is on tv..his slanty hair stripe is jem and the halograms steez. i likey. i'd do him if he wore black eyeliner. werd.
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Monday, May 23, 2005
10:32 PM
yup, im friggin sad. i really am still in love with him. i did extra work today and all i could think of was him. i was four hours late..damn holiday bus schedules!. how the fuck am i supposed to function normally when i feel like im missing another half of myself??? yeah that's right, ya'll know what im talking about...that jerry maguire shit...that whole "you complete me" ish. but what can i do, i can cry a river and sue the waterproof mascara biatches and then what? move on like nothing happened? ugh. brutal. me, ide and jez got paid to do jack shit. harrison ford movie set in fraserview church, and we hid from being picked to go to set. slackers us be. i picked up some brethen mennonite christian pamplets from the church and chuckled at their antics. there's one entitled "why not just live together". heh it started off with a couple that was engaged and about to get married soon so they moved in together so that the fiance can save money on rent. the friend had to do some intervention shit...made them move out from each other, keep the legs closed, spend more on rent, get one of them baptized or something...then get married and then move in together. weaksauce. i believe in testing the waters....test driving the vehicle, u get the picture. bleh, u know where that leads to. anyhoo, today was fun despite my sadness due to the void. but i felt like a kid again blowing bubbles in the air and riding in a schoolbus full of us fashionable churchgoing extras. werd.
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2:49 AM
revenge of the sith.... i shivered in my seat. yes yes ya'll. me and michelle made a b-line for blockbuster, running frantically up and down the action aisles. new hope and empire strikes back no where in sight. ho hum. luckily alexis had the 1977 original vhs on hand. its sooo fucked up how lucas is a genius. and it was sooo fucking satisfying to understand the hidden gestures flashed in front of us. billion dollar franchise like whoa. that sort of world domination is what im seeking. heh. where there's a will, there's a way, and nothing is gonna stop me from achieving this dream where pinky and the brain left off.
on another note, yours truly is back on the market like my name was kraft slice. many apologies to all you hot hybrids i turned down during the past four months...ya'll know who u are, and i hope ya'll didnt take things too personal. i know im brutal at that shit but hey, ain't nothing wrong with a lil ego crushing. werd.
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Monday, March 28, 2005
5:37 AM
i heart stephen. werd.
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Saturday, January 01, 2005
8:41 AM
happy 2005 ya'lls...
i worked some a-dubs, met up with gurpreet aka ranni, chowed at ho ho's on davie, shopped at supervalu, then headed to giju's once again to party the night away. and what a party it was! i'm known for mixing up a special drink which i call "oops..i'm drunk" or a "surprise...you're drunk" drink. u can't taste the 10 shots in the tall glass. it tastes like orange julius. me and my tomfoolery, and mike's "midnight pink" drink had people drunk in no time. maryjane was in the air as well, it got to the point where i was yelling out the balcony with my harassing man voice, loud enough to wake up the crabs on the beach. the cops shone a spotlight on my face from down below causing me to say "aaw shit.." and run into the living room! it was soooo bright, like those lights that the helicopter shine on u after the fireworks festival of lights. heh. as the night wore on, a bunch of us caught 'showgirls' on tv. downright classic. who could forget the spasmatic jessie spano convulsing her naked body and flailing her arms in the pool while fucking the dude? bahahaha! "it's ver-sase". ver-sa-chee u idiot! everyone else was spent by 3am, but i was still ready to party. abi and anne came back around 4am with jose and his big full ziploc and some rizza papers. 20 minutes later, i was an easy bake oven. what a way to ring in the new year. stoned like a rock, under the influence of alchy, waving my middle finger to the year 2004. this year is beckoning me....werd.
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Wednesday, December 22, 2004
8:31 AM
happy 24th bday sister donkerdoo!
here she is with a wide grin, holding the big black penis bong aka the "impaler" from dan. she made 160 jello shooters of various flavours, and the greenery was in left-hand side rotation.
here i is taking a much deserved break in giju's room...i slaved over a hot stove frying up ten million lumpias. those babies were a hit cuz they ran out by 2am. a living room full of donna's longtime friends plus a bar boasting many bottles of hard liquor and boozy jigglers equaled a pretty happening party. we even had stragglers from the outside snorting lines in the kitchen...one dude was nicknamed "lemon"..he sported an animated lemon tattoo on his hip and he had a thick irish accent....him and his friends wanted to steal me away at around 5am and take me to another party but i was not feeling in a blow mood. no thanks. so yeah..i dunno what else went on but my sister had the time of her life, breaking out her 80's dance moves and yelling "paaaaaaaaaaar-tay" in a drunken stupor. too bad we didn't get a chance to play 'pin the penis on the david' game. oh well. sleepover time for now i guess =) werd.
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Saturday, December 18, 2004
3:39 AM
chopped scallop cone at robson sushi. my low carb diet went to hell. my good friend duke sent me a photo of my infamous raped and stuffed sushi cone that i am well known for. this was shot like in 2003, and til this day i am still giving them cones the same fair treatment. me, mish and alexis indulged. me and mish just had some on wednesday, and she just had sushi for lunch today...come to think of it, i had sushi all this week!!!!! ludicrous.
my love for sushi will forever prevent the atkins.
so i managed to buy gift wrap and some chocolate bars from the dollar store in metrotown, and i bumped into grace. both of us were supposed to hit the gym yesterday but neither of us did. picked up my cheques as well, feel kinda bling with the 3 days of work i did for saving milly and fantastic four. woot woot! now if only those 3 days over the course of two weeks was switched to 10 days then fuck i'd be able to go buckwild! that's the shitty thing with working in that industry, its not stable enough. and cuz it's xmas time, its moving slow motion for me. perhaps the mall will put me to work. not looking forward to that, but at the same time i'm not looking forward to being broke once this 5hundy's done. the end of the year is almost up and rent's due on the 31st. fer fucks sake. werd.
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Thursday, December 16, 2004
10:51 PM
just got home from a swank party at skybar...they were giving out $25,000 worth of burberry stuffs but i don't really care too much for that ish, but i did enjoy the naughty santa...he had some hotness to him. i much enjoyed the food offerings. i first attacked the strawberry chocolate fondue which filled me with that special feeling that makes chocolate better than sex. ate some ahi tuna, assortment of cheeses, slurped some raw oysters, thick slices of roast beef wrapped around obese naked shrimp, parmesan mussels, blueberry cheese tartlets...but the cream of the crop had to have been the steaks covered in crab bernaise sauce...yums. alethea treated me to a shot of jagermeister after the oxygen bar lady gave her the salespitch. she touted it as a german liquor that originally was intended for its medicinal properties. to me it tasted like chinese food, kinda had that 5 spice flavour going on. anyhoo i dunno what more to say, mel says that she saw me on today's episode of 'life as we know it'. exterior club scene. apparently that show is doing well in the states. and i gracefully declined another round of spicy tuna cone as suggested by mish. now that would be totally ludicrous! werd.
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1:31 AM
holy where have i been? well it is december, and i got me many a sagitarius pal. bdays galores entailed stuffed bellies and clubbin.
its cold out there, and i am still sans umbrella. norain still has mine in his car...i want it back dammit! so yeah im placing an ad right here on my blog looking for a boytoy to keep me warm at night. now wouldn't that make a great pickup line eh? "my heater is broken...wanna keep me warm?" bahahaha.
so mish calls me and she always asks me the "who u do?" question. unfortunetly nobody is the answer i reply with, so we got to talking about slim pickins'. seriously, vancouver is mad scraps. it's like going to the buffet and there's like nothing left to eat, just a crumb here....some chewed up stuff there...come to think of it, it ain't even slim pickin's at all. i say that all the maneaters ate all the available men and got all bulimic on they asses. threw up these used pieces of meat as if they'd had too much to drink, or conscious about their physique.
one man's trash is another man's recyclable. that's just it...this epidemic is worse than melrose place. it seems like everyone has had their fare share of what's his face and that ho right thurr. which is why i've always been a fan of the out of towner or the import. perhaps that's why i consider ludicrous' "area codes" somewhat of an anthem. only difference in my version is that my ho's are in different country codes starting with the 011. hybrids of every sort.....drool.
so to cap off this joyous night i ate all that i could at robson sushi with mish, matt, mickey-d and johnnyjonjon. fitness world can wait another day, my tummy craved my special stuffed chopped scallop cones avec yam tempura, salmon sashimi soaked in wasabi and some paperflat pieces of beef teriyaki..yums.
oh yeah on another note, i strongly felt that yaya was robbed of america's next top model title. i picked her from day one...and so far i've been bang on with this whole franchise, choosing both adrianne and yoanna as the winners from the beginning as well. could it be that ms. tyra felt a little bit insecure about handing over the title that somewhat resembles her in some pics? blech. eva is alright but whatever, hope is lost. season 4 better offer up some bountiful pickins or else i'm ordering in. shiat, if only i had my own transporter star trek steez i would summon my many international boytoy to cum hither. werd.
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Saturday, December 11, 2004
5:09 AM
happy bday sigh!
yep yep, that's her in the invitation..she's a talented artistic individual whom i've been friends with for quite some time now. and u know it's funny how we met. if any of u guys knew me years ago during my prime club hopping days, u'd recall the stages and dancefloors of nights such as grande wednesdays @ sonar, formula thursday's @ element sound lounge or heat entertainment @ plaza, intn'l gold fridays @ wett bar....there were so many other places i hit too but those were the ones that spring to mind...anyhoo, we both recognized each other at the clubs, and thanks to clubvibes, we've been pals ever since. heh...i sent her a msg saying that i always see her around and she replied me with a -you're that girl who's always on stage and dancing so wild and crazy!- yep, i"and if u don't know, now u know, u know"...as biggie would put it. so we became clubbing partners..heh. and she used to live up in this condo atop t&t supermarket across from tinseltown, so i would come and hang out after my bellydancing lessons with her roomies benson, wyness, scott and her friend art. it was like computer tech geek paradise, and i loved every minute chillin with them all.
anyhoo, had a blast at her shindig despite the whack service and computer system screwup of the chili house staff. they didn't know how to mix drinks, didn't know how to operate the 'point of sale' device and they insisted that we owed them triple of what we all put in. whackness. sigh's longtime bf david laid the smackdown and we headed to our next destination...aubar. i had a great time with everyone tonight, tina aka dj cho cha was in the house. so yeah another year added to the lovely sandra aka saya aka sigh. werd.
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Friday, December 03, 2004
11:27 PM
dungeonous crabs on sale at t&t supermartket for like $2.88 a pound. so i had to add that to the menu. originally i picked up some new york striploin steaks on sale, but dude, who could pass up on such cheap sea creatures? but the crabs were so cute looking when i plucked them with my tongs, it reminded me briefly of sebastian from disney's little mermaid.
so i got home to my quaint lil suite to embark on my steak and crab cookins. diane and marg helped tidy my place up a bit with vaccuuming action and table cleanings. so i loaded my live crabs into the pressure cooker, added a shitload of salt and that was that.... topped it off with cream sauce made from half&half, butter, garlic and onions...finger lickins shell suckins. let's not forget the buttery mashed garlic potatoes, corn niblets and snow peas, eggplant and broccoli, and perfectly seared rare striploin....man i'm drunk off of caravel medium dry red wine. 14% of sweet tasting alchy. blush blush. they told me that my face is matching my outfit. heh.
gotta give a shout out to daniel for doing some promo for me, he's really holding it down with passing the word on 'mizthang'. he's helping me on getting the ball rolling, something that i can truly appreciate.
i guess u can say that he's my hybrid hypeman. whut whut. gotta get back to watching this 60's porn on the bravo channel. it's the friday night hook up. werd.
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Sunday, November 28, 2004
6:18 AM
damn it! i got it all wrong....damn wrong. webcam delusions, okay really now i'm going to bed this time! at least i got some princess tiara shit happening. its all about the cinderella theory! bahaha this ish reminds me of those touch-screen games you would find at bubbletea joints and pool table hang outs. touch the differences, biotch, and yer getting timed too! heh.
clothed and non-clothed for the conservative and the perv. werd.
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5:01 AM
yeah i know i've been slacking off with the bloggeries. although i have had many adventures to share with you all, i've just been lazy to report the about the stupids i've encountered as of late. but today i am on here to warn movie goers to save three hours of their life by avoiding oliver stone's epic 'alexander'.
i tried hard not to squirm. capital 6 ain't got the comfort of tinseltown, thats for sure. movie sucked ass from the jumpoff, with anthony hopkins boring us to death at the introduction of the movie. wait a minute, we spent 10 minutes watching horrible ads and another 10 minutes watching sucky previews. hmph. but you know the original plan was to smoke a couple joints prior to watching this megamovie..at least that would make things entertaining, right? didn't have time. so there i was suffering. i did however enjoy the lady-man servant..he was so darn pretty with his long black hair and black eyeliner lined eyes!
movie ended around 1130pm and ended up back home. i was so bored that i went for a walk and ended up at 7-11 which is a good 18 blocks away. i tried to visit my friend stephen but i forgot his building address and plus he lost his phone. i was in the mood to play with his hair, i bumped into him while taking the bus home from working all day on set of "saving milly" on thursday, and i wanted to touch his longish hair so bad but my hands were full of wardrobe luggage. the sidewalks are still pretty happening at 2am in the morning =)
last night i ate all u can eat sushi at yukiyama on broadway and arbutus late night...we were there till 130am. crazy. what's even crazier is that me and marg sparked one up beforehand. oh yeee-yah. i was even finishing it off in front of the restaurant, and these two highschool girls gave me that "don't do drugs" look. our booth was right by theirs, and for a good two hours i heard their non-stop gossiperies. and it made me think..who the fuk cares. why do people have to make conversation pieces mainly based on the reports of others? why talk about someone else? who gives a fuck? bleh, beats me. to tell you the truth i could really give a fuk bout what a person's been up to, especially someone i don't really know well. but somehow i am told all this useless information on others that i sorta don't know and it gets stored somewhere in my brain, filed under the "i dont give a fuck bout this person but i know that he/she just had sex with such and such" section. boo-urns.
but don't get me wrong, i love to learn about my friends, but i'd rather hear it from them, not through the gossip mill. cuz shit hits the fan and communication lines get highjacked and re-wired. everything starts to smell like bullshit.
cinema 1 completely smelt like it for sure. i feel bad for marg cuz she is big angelina jolie fan. she dealt with 3 hours+ of colin crap to see a good 30 minuntes of jolie.
she's hot, i'd have to admit...if it wasn't for the 8 years earlier flashback in the movie, her screentime would have been only 20 minutes. she was quite evil in this movie, maybe i can be olympias for halloween next year =)
so it's 5am and i'm still awake. best i hit the sack. no clubs for me this weekend, i am way past my prime. and boy does prime rib ever taste so good. ordered a 14 ounce bloody slab last sunday at the keg in celebration of dj relik's 27th bday. it was nice to see everyone and touch the growing bellies of grace and alma!
on another note, my producer teamed up with dj ali z to make a mixtape style cd and it includes this wonderful song that you hear each time u hit up my page: mr mushroom cap. lemme know if u are wanting a copy. werd.
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Sunday, November 14, 2004
12:17 AM
rest in peace ol' dirty bastard : osirus : dirt mcgirt : big baby jesus
Yo...!I come with that ol' loco
Style from my vocal
Couldn't peep it with a pair of bi-focals
I'm no joker! Play me as a joker
Be on you like a house on fire! Smoke ya!
Crews be actin like they gangs, anyway
Be like, "Warriors! Come out and playiyay!"
Burn me, I get into shit, I let it out like diarrhea
Got burnt once, but that was only gonorrhea
Dirty, I keep shit stinks in my drawers
So I can get fzza-funky for yah
Murder, taste the flame of the Wu-Tang RAHH!
Here comes the Tiger verse Crane!
Ow, be like wild with my stylePunk!
You playing me, chump, you get DUMPEDWU!
Is comin THROUGH! At a theatre near YOU!
And get funk like a SHOE!What?!
shimmy shimmy ya was the jam. brooklyn zoo represent. may u boogie on down with the rest of them up in heaven. u will be missed. wutang4eva. werd.
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Sunday, October 31, 2004
3:33 AM
u can't hear it but i'm whistling that song from kill bill 1, when darryl hannah is in the hospital dressing up as a nurse on her way to kill beatrix kiddo. my sister diane dressed up as o-ren ishi, her gf marg was gogo, and anastacia was vernita green. i went as dani "elle" driver. so here we were chowing down at dem bones in richmond to celebrate daine's 22nd bday. it was my first time eating there and i was impressed with the cornbread muffins that was first served to us b4 we actually ordered. mmm, butter! me and my youngest sister denise blazed a fatty outside after we ordered our beef and babyback ribs. i spotted the hottest guy i've seen in a while since working on set of 'life as we know it' and he was there in the restaurant. he was like 6'3" and looked like a halfie jap boy. yums. u know i got a thing for tall hybrid boys right? heh. i wonder who he is and if i'll ever run into him again, he is oh so yummy that i wanted to take him home with me...heh...oh well, till next time! for the time being i sucked on precious juicy bones and chucked them into our table buckets. clinkity clank. the owner of the restaurant treated diane to a shot of absinthe. ain't that supposed to be poisonous?
we were off to the penthouse to watch cassie perform with her band the vincent black shadow. she was hot to trot. sexy styles all up on the pole and then some. my sister donna dyed her hair from pitchblack to half platinum blonde and half purple!
cassie kicks ass on stage, and she's a really good singer too =) look out when her full length album drops, her band is signed to bif naked's label her royal majestys. the sucky thing is that there were no strippers in sight within the penthouse, but the cool thing was that i was able to snuck in my samurai sword. heh. unfortunetly there wasn't anyone for me to chop and stab that night. sucky deal with the rain downpour too, i was umbrella-less cuz norain still has my pink umbrella. we all wanted to roam the streets and get retarded with the rest of the halloweenies. so we stuck around and watched the rumours perform afterwards. they were great. the lead singer was awesome especially when she kept bonking her head with the microphone. talk about stage theatrics. weather permitting we all headed home, and i started playing around with the webcam. a million photos got chucked when the ghetto computer froze but i managed to churn out a couple more when i got the damn thing running again.
so this is what happens when u leave me alone with the webcam =P
happy halloween! werd.
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Friday, October 29, 2004
4:01 PM
my sister diane turned 22 today! happy bday daine! me, daine and marg ate brunch at sophie's cosmic cafe they serve old school style breakfasts all day and there's usually a lineup. it's like the stephos of breakfast. i ordered belgium waffles with whipped cream, blueberries and strawberries, diane got the belgium waffles with sausages and marg ordered the spanish omelette. delish. noticed rico cunanan in the house, and i haven't seen him in ages! he's like the lil brother i never had. so yeah he surprised diane with a chocolate bday shake...took a sip of it and i must say that they make the best chocolate shakes ever! u can catch rico as a dj on citr's 'rhyme and reason' on 101.9fm on wednesdays from 3pm-5pm i think =) props mang.
headed to the bazaar & novelty shop...it was a madhouse in there as peeps were scrambling for their costume fixins. marg found her mace ball and we were good to go. chinatown was our next stop for daine's o-ren ishi gear. met up with donna at giju's where nutrisse hairdye transformed marg's blondish brownish 'do to a blueberryblackish mane. woot woot! time flew by as donner played the latest grand theft auto game entitled 'san andreas. what a crazy game. the soundtrack is awesome, playing gangsta-rap from the early '90s.
it was time for us to go shopping at the nearby pacific centre, but my agent called me while i was in the elevator. i was needed asap on set of 'man about town' starring ben affleck, nina gershon and rebecca romjin. yup, no more stamos attached to the end of her name, methinks they are broken up! luckily the filming was being done three blocks away from giju's crib. my agent told me that i had that spanish look going and the casting director was in dire need of me. so underneath the bridge just beside the busters towtruck biz was the latin quarter of los angeles. benny lo was not looking hot. he had some goofy fake teeth. ugh. i just don't get it. he's been doing some crappy movies these days, hopefully this movie turns out alright. it's bout him finding out that his wife has been cheating on him and that his journal was stolen by someone that is about to do an expose bout him.
the first thing i made when i got on set was a butter croissant with cream cheese, nutella, swiss cheese slice and almonds grilled panini style on a handy grill that was plugged in beside the mini fridge. i chilled out for 2 hours before i was used on set. =) i met this cool guy named santo who continuously ridiculed my croissant. we entertained each other in between takes though, and found out that we live in the same neighbourhood. i also chilled with araba whom i met the first time i worked on the l word. so yeah working 7pm-7am was all good. lunch was delish as well, me ate pork chops with apple gravy, chicken breast with cream sauce and hazelnut brie tart. yums! i didn't go to bed until 9am-ish cuz i was still delirious from the funtimes of my so called work. heh. ya'll must be jealous now =P werd.
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Tuesday, October 26, 2004
11:12 PM
worked on the l word today, but today was rather special. the scene involved a performance by peaches. no, not the fuzzy fruit but the electro-punk singer. my youngest sister denise was jealous that i got paid to watch her perform. it was funny because alot of the others never heard of her, and i had to explain that she's this singer chick that usually rocks a beard. they dint really believe me. so there she was up on the mini stage with a full beard and silver booty shorts that accentuated the cameltoe. sweet.
so that was a fun-filled 13 hour day. people around me laughed at my donut sandwich...i split a chocolate glazed donut in half and smeared cream cheese, put slices of swiss and cheddar, some hot peppers, turkey and mustard. it was delicious! for lunch i had roast chicken breast, yukon golds and lamb sausages. dessert was white chocolate mousse mounded atop a raspberry crumbly square =) yummies! i'm getting so used to this a la carte shite that my tastebuds are easily dissapointed these days by the slightest bit of bland. werd.
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Sunday, October 24, 2004
6:42 PM
twas
giju's bday celebration at
rugby's. i only ordered glasses of red wine cuz prior to the party i blazed a bit and ate at
stephos with my buddy
brent. the two of us watched almost famous, one of my all time favourite movies to allow our stuffed tummies to rest. so yeah giju's buddies bought him drink after drink that the manager of the joint instructed us to disperse the drinks cuz we had them all gathered in front of him..heh. well, u can see by the photo. hours later (service blows here btw) i was left at the restaurant with 4 of gij's buddies and we drank some more alchy until it was kickout time. more wine please =)
headed down to
club dabong but unfortunetly the korean nightclub looked closed. phew! so ended up at
shenanigans which was hurting bigtime.
rico got massively macked on by this asian chick with a long face. she kinda looked like the scream mask! more drinky drink, then went to giju's crib by the beach to further enjoy his bday. more tequila shots, coors light...drunks galores.
judd and
josh rang me up and met up with me downstairs so that i could listen to the final mastered copy of my upcoming album. sweet. i likey. it was a little past three and the party was winding down so me,
norain,
wayne and rico headed out in search of more liquor.
davie street welcomed us with rainbow coloured arms at
characters taverna. ordered some cranberry vodkas under the table and calamari. they had the yummiest fried squids i've tasted in a while...melted in my mouth! i was clearly drunk at this point...so 6am rolled around and it was time for bedtimes. damn it, i left my umbrells in norain's car...hmph. what a fun filled day and night it was. the beginning started with brent's car unable to start...luckily everything worked out. werd.
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Thursday, October 21, 2004
11:59 PM
i done did two straight days of fantastic four. my feet are killing me. and my tastebuds are sick of focaccia sandwiches. gosh darn-it! big budget movies and their ten million camera angles. i met some wicked people though like nick, a guitarist who used to work with bif naked but is now working with mr. monze. met josh, a cool jim carrey-esque boy who kept me entertained during takes, and brandie, a redhead that just moved to the city a couple of days ago from calgary...now me and her had some delerious funtimes on set cuz neither of us got adequate sleep..none to be exact =)
so it was fun and all to see the thing in action. i must admit that they did a good makeup job on him. jessica alba had superblonde hair. i wasn't feeling the ugliness of her boyfriend either. hohum. this movie set felt like one big commercial. talk about product placement galores. i never even knew that invisible kiwi-strawberry kool-aid existed! eew! who wants to drink a glass of sugar water? at least tint the damn thing so that we don't get confused...waah. oh yeah, wardrobe put me in a trucker hat for sponsorship issues...i was a walking billboard on top of already being an onset living prop. hmph. i can't stand rocking the ashton kutcher look. want some von dutch with yer debt? werd.
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Tuesday, October 19, 2004
2:27 AM
u know that bland soup that you sometimes order in the chinese restuarant? well me cooked up a big pot of ching chong style creamy corn soup with crab, eggs, and minced chicken...delicious, hearty, made from scratch, and my cooking is never ever bland, belie-dat.
gyllenhaal is funny looking. me saw 'the day after tomorrow' i have to admit that i enjoyed the movie..but then again i think im psychotic cuz i laughed again during not-so-funny parts. typical of me. werd.
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Sunday, October 17, 2004
4:11 AM
it was all u can eat dinner sushi with the gang once again at robson sushi.our sashimi was close to unlimited. i pulled a big no-no, got my tummy all ulcer-ish cuz i ate lotta spicy seafood cones on my empty stomach! u know, suped them up with the other stuffs as well...
after being in pain with whacko acids dancing numbers inside of me, i met up with gurpreet aka ranni on at the infamous starfucks at starfucks diagonally yours...then this dude from atlanta who just moved to portland was harsh mackin...it was all cool when he just asked us for directions..u know that question that dudes always ask to figure out if u have a bf or not? the "oh your boyfriends must really (fill in the blank)" sort of thing. heh me and gurpreet played along, i said she had like ten million bf's, and i bragged about how i had like all these groupies, and that i wear a fake diamond on my engagement finger to ward off guys from asking me out. heh so yeah me and gurpreet chilled, walked around, i bought me lotta tums-ta-tum-tums to calm the hurt...made fun of try hards and went to moxie's cuz she was craving drinks. we both ordered belini's...craved the hazelnut and pistachio gelato from mondo's so yeah u know how i do! heh
so its was voda time for me again and the coolest thing happened while i was waiting outside on the benches. out came 4 dudes around the corner...they all mooned me!!! teehee...funny, they were pointing at me and saying, "just for u baby, just for u." four full moons in a row, baby.
i bumped into my friend gio inside the club...i first met him at the tone loc / snow concert 2 summers ago..the day i freestyle battled and won. so yeah gio was my official bag and coat holder that evening when i competed against 5 guys and kicked all they asses, and tone handed me a one hundy-dolla bill. then he worked at the same job as mine in slurrey. after that it's been a long time since i saw him cuz he worldwide and stuff. today he celebrated his anniversary with his wifey michelle. they make the cutest couple!
btw fyi, i landed a speaking role in an upcoming movie. i am crossing my fingers and hoping that me gets alotta lines =) snort? no thanks. werd.
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Saturday, October 16, 2004
5:38 AM
my sleep is massive fucked! woke up 2pmish, got the steppin to pick up my cheques, chilled at giju's for hair trimmin's by donna. on the way me bumped into and met a fellow emcee on the bus named robbie from the pos; he's throwing down a cd release party times 4 at the lamplighter this nov.8th so support yer local hiphop! watched cowboy bebop movie...twas awesome =) i much enjoyed it
washed down the hunger of the whole day with white spot burgers that was devoured in like two seconds, felt like eating nothing..donna whipped up a batch of lychee vanilla shakes for us to fill our tums further! heh
so i got to chat on msn with my buddy anthony aka the muthafuk'und in iraq..we were webcaming and he showed me his weapons and shit...i feel bad for him cuz all thanks to the bush*wack*er he's gonna be stationed there until 2006. ugh i hope nothing happens to him, damn stupid states! this guy is cool...he used to vote for me all the time when i used to freestyle battle on the radio.,dedicated fan! go figures to america. so yeah all the other soldiers started swarming around his computer..heh..i sent him that pic of me lying on my couch. supposedly porn is banned over there, and they ain't got pretty chicks to gawk at over there, so with good nature i sent a sexy photo of myself with clothes on =)
well i gotta rectify this graveyard sleeping schedule, it's getting out of hand! werd.
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Friday, October 15, 2004
2:29 AM
hungry 4 congee, so i ordered lean pork with preserved egg from lai chi garden plus a chinese donut. brought it home, took off the lid, and *gasp* all i saw were balls!!! chicken, beef and fish balls! bland city. luckily i had some preserved eggs in the cupboard and maple sausages in the fridge. had to supe it up proper!
so yeah, had to get to the set of the l word again. had the trendy gear going, and had to do a scene in the trendy eatery where we're seated at a long oval table sipping on fake martinis which are nothing more than watered down juices. ooh and i got to eat pieces of steak. heh. hey mang, the director wanted it to look real =)
sex in the city season 6 awaits...werd.
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Wednesday, October 13, 2004
6:13 PM
i felt like i was on crack today, only cuz i popped the green tea pills to keep me awake on set of the l word. luckily for me i bumped into another emcee in extras holding named mr. monze. me and him did a track a couple years ago but we never got around to finishing it. he's mad busy touring and shit, but just like a true artist, doing what he gotta do to make money. which is why you will always find artistic people on set. all i did today was walk across the camera....that's like 5 minutes onset....and i got paid for a whole day. now how sweet is that?
the catering truck served me melt in my mouth wild salmon, plus i also got hooked up with rare cuts o' baron of beef with au jus...yummers. for desert, pecan praline lime bars! drool.
so while i was chilling in the tent my phone was off the hook from all these job applications i sent out for fun. the one that stood out the most was an agent from germany calling me long distance. hardcore accent! heh
yup yup so now i'm tired as fuck, but since it's wednesday, i gotta stick around for america's next top model. maybe a quick nap will get me ready to watch it. that miss dickinson supermodel judge is a sight for sore eyes. anyone wanna tap that couger? i thought not. werd.
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6:46 AM
income taxes of 2001 and 2003 are done did. all for the name of fantastic four. see, my agent couldn't book me on that movie cuz i needed proof that i'm an actual resident of british columbia or some shit like that. ba-humbug. big budget flicks were always picky like that. but then again they always ran 14 hour days, meaning fat cheques for doing 1 hour of work on set!
so i watched farenheit 9/11 and it opened my eyes to some bullshit...none other perpetrated by big ol' bush. and i ain't talkin bout pubes, although george w. is hella pussy. props to michael moore for his enlightenment. shouts out to the muthafukn'und who is stationed in iraq right now.
ya'll should watch another movie called "the corporation". you may never want to drink milk again after watching this 3 hour documentary about corporate america. dollar dollar green ya'll at the expense of people and their safety.
yums to my safeway brand scandalous chocolate chunk cookie ice cream flavour with coffee ice cream atop leftover thanksgiving pumpkin pie. all nighter to get me ready for 7am call time for the l word. werd.
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Tuesday, October 12, 2004
11:59 AM
once again i woke up at night time. awooooooo, ow ow awoooooo! denise came inside my suite with gus van sant's film "elephant". i am a fan of his work. this movie was really good. abstract, surreal, an exposure of the everyday teen in a typical highschool, ending with something so unlikely to occur on a typical day of classes. beautifully shot, this movie was full of eyecandy for me and my lil' sister. she formed a crush for the hot photography dude, 
i had a thing for the black haired dude that was picked on by the jocks. 
he looks kinda german to me. ugh he looked super hot in his combat gear, holding his guns and shit.
i took the time to watch the 'making of' segment in the dvd's special features. gosh, it's crazy what u can do with digital film these days. cuz the majority of the movie consists of long shots. there's a killer scene where "alex" is playing fur elise on the piano. dope movie. that's all i gotta say for now cuz yo i can get all artsy fartsy dissecting this movie and write ya'll an essay. i'll tell u one thing though...i feel kinda bad cuz i laughed at parts that were meant to be serious. hmph. this reminds me of my mom scolding me after i laughed out loud in the theatre during "titanic" when the dude fell off and he ricocheted against the propeller. classic unappropriate laughter. heh. but yeah, i'll just keep it at that. but hey i ate more turkey dinner today..u jealous? werd.
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3:49 AM
fuk i am so full. expanded tumtums like pregnancy. gluttony in effect ya'lls. yep, u got it, twas the day to give thanks for i dunno what, and to butcher millions of turkeys nationwide for this glorious event. but down south our american pals celebrated columbus day? what gives? heh.
so in typical danielle aka cinderella fashion i slaved over a hot stove the whole day today! and i'm not joking around here. like i coulda given myself a spa facial if i needed it! i peeled ten million potatoes for like an hour...i felt like one of little orphan annie's peeps singing along to "it's a hard knock life for us..." no, not the jay-z song silly! all muscle work for my fluffy garlic buttery mashed potatoes. made yorkshire puddings, stuffing, caramelized yams'n onions with mushrooms corn and butter, gravy made from pan drippings...and of course the turkey...this year my mom was in charge of seasoning it, so she stuffed it with rosemary, apples, garlic, onions and other stuff. rubadubdub with butter, i was in charge of basting the beast every 30 minutes...had cranberry sauce too as well as pumpkin pie, ice cream, and marg's flip fruit salad containing macapuno, coconut gel, fruit cocktail, lychees, nestle cream and condensed milk.
we enjoyed our meal over a quaint episode of csi:miami. i am entertained by that character horatio. his witty comments give me shivers..i have never seen caruso in such an effective role ever! props. angelica brought over some bottles of de-alchoholized wines. im sorry, u take out the alchy, u take out the flavour. thumbs down all around to the imitation chardonnay. heh. that's what happens when it's a holiday, all the liquor stores are closed. i was ready to wash my turkey dinner down with red wine! glass after glass! packed up everything to go in the fridge, and packed a turkey dinner in a sandwich bag for alexis..we couldn't stop laughing at the ball i made..i fuckin went into infomercial mode too! yap, diane and marg handed me my overdue bday present, no worries, cuz it was what i was waiting for...sex in the city season 6 part 1. carrie, miranda, charlotte, and my fave...samantha; my girls are back in town. werd.
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Monday, October 11, 2004
2:11 AM
if felt like a rehash of old times. me and judd aka dappadon hit up club voda to get our dance on. dj tropic was spinning his brand of reggae-infused hiphop set, and we shimmy-yad and whined and all that good stuff. i needed to take a breather so i left the boy alone so he could be mauled by the hyenas posing as milfs and paris hilton wannabes, and i caught the breeze for some hard-nip action. ooh la la, i bump into tony, the hot half german half malaysian boy i recently met on the set of "life as we know it". what a small world. he was a bit tipsy so i spent a good chunk of the night chillaxing with him outside the club, chitchatting face to face with msn msg type steez. heh. he informs me that he's been working on "the mountain" set as an extra. he's hella cute with the long hair going on. so yeah i go back inside and i find judd hiding from some chicks, bahaha! danced a bit more, mingled with long lost buddies outside during kick out time, and hit the road to satisfy our grumbling tummies.
gourmet castle is the place to be for those that are indecisive but know for a fact that they are craving asian food. the menu is comprised of vietnamese, chinese and japanese dishes! heh. so yap two preserved egg with pork congees with chinese donuts and an order of deep fried spicy salt squid. delish. only sucky thing is that this place is usually packed with ugly hammered chicks. whack. good thing about going here is that they are in the same plaza as one of my top 10 triple x joints. teehee.
so yeah, i got to crash in the newly moved recording studio..new location in surrey, and renovated as well. but first i had to watch me some tv cuz i was still wide awake. nothing on tv so i headed downstairs to the lab. there's something comforting about sleeping on a brand new cozy futon situated in the heart of the studio...*sigh* sucks to the early morning noises from a weird sounding dog.
judd wakes me up around 4pm and tells me to get ready, we gonna eat thanksgiving dindins with his girlfriend chinh's family in abbotsford. craziness. so yeah ate some bomb ass asian food and of course some turkey to boot. my favorite was the super spicy pickled green papaya dish! yum yum! then it was back to the studio to lay down a vocals for a new track.
adrenaline came over me as i got in the new booth. like dude, it's been ages since i stepped inside the booth to record songs and shit. a looong time. so the warm feeling of familiarity excited me, and i was all ready like freddy. he let the instrumental play for a bit so that i can write down some fresh lyrics, and he passed the time playing old school video games. verse 1 - boom. laughter...i actually wrote this?? verse 2 - boom. laughter...i must be sick in the head to be able to come up with this...verse 3 - boom. laughter...dude, check me into the nearest looneybin please, no one is safe. so yeah, had to come up with a catchy chorus..heh...got it good. i think that lunacy and the lack of sleep are key factors involved in my songwriting. i can picture an rmh'er right now screaming to me.."who does that?" heh. ya'll gonna freak when u hear this song..it's mad dirty like soap. that's all i can say. but to give u a hint, it's all about the panty! werd.
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Sunday, October 10, 2004
12:18 AM
i woke up in time to fire up that grill at approximately 7:30pm-ish. i made a scary movie 3 date with my numba1 fan angelica, and i was to supply breaky for dindin. so while i was preparing fried hashbrown patties, overeasy eggs for me, overhard for gelica's and the maple syrupy sausage links, she was outside continuing her long ass cellphone convo with a new love of her life who she refers to as kanye. sucks to the reception in my home, she froze outside, all in the name of pure butterflies.
so yeah, she finally came in with a gushing glow about her. yup. giddy like a schoolgirl type shit. love was definetly in the urrr. so yeah, she finally got to upload the sexy socks picture taken by dianna.
looky at how sexy them striped socks are. ya'll likey my lapdancin' antique chair? teehee.
i watched the apprentice again cuz on saturday nights they air the behind the scenes footage. u get to see all the drama unfolding in the boardroom. pamela got reamed out good.
finally popped in the movie, and my eyes lit up with glee when i saw my buddy adam aka xcaliber was all up in the camera for hella screentime! woot woot! then i saw dawn as well....damn, i was working a regular job during the taping of scury3. hmph. i coulda been part of the 8mile mockery scenes. oh wellz. movie was aight in the beginning but waned towards the middle and end. blah. anyhoo, i'm off to the club with judd. it's been a long time since i hit the joint with him...used to go literally everynight to the clubs in 2003! that was the schedule....go dancing, late night eats - either chinese or vietnamese..then off to the recording studio to track songs...sleep, then all over again the same process =) *sigh* those were the days of me getting with the hot young hybrids as well. oh the memories. heh.
i cross my fingers in hope of sexy findings tonight. i'm hungry for some hybrid. fancy feast steez. werd.
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Saturday, October 09, 2004
3:02 AM
pulled another all nighter so that i could work on this catfight piece i'm writing about. i also wanted to show up at my agent's office in time cuz they close at 5pm, and if i had gone to sleep, for sure i would have awaken at 6pm.
got there, picked up four cheques, and i was good to go. zombielike walkings and delirious thinkings. purchased some wild salmon oil capsules for that omega-3 essential fatty acid action. i wanna restore myself and bring back some vitality to my skin, hair and overall being. heh. buddy scott bragged about his hair being super soft without conditioner after he started taking them...i felt his hair last week...proof in the puddings.
i knocked out at 4pm, and awoken to my cellphone ringing at midnite. "mizthang...u gotta listen to this..." i was hearing some vintage wutang being mixed and scratched over the phone....angelica informs me that i have to come out to main street and eat with her and her coworker...good call, cuz my tummy was grumbling...all i had were those pandesals =) straight goods on 94.5fm was rocking the wu. respect.
up in honolulu cafe, me ordered from the mini set menu which comes with a free drink. i got me a cold hongkong style coffee mixed with tea, extra carnation evaporated milk on the side, and malaysian style vermicelli, extra spicy with chicken, shrimp and eggs. delish. angelica made fun of my shrimp, accusing the peoples of injecting it with water to make it super plump. hey, if peoples can do that to their lips, then it's a possibility that they do that to the scrimps. heh.
so yup, i chitchatted with buddy persian "a"-man of feel me records via msn msg and he was helping me get back on track with my what-to-do next gameplans. he reminded me of stuff that i already knew, but i just left out of practice due to evil procrastination. so yeah, my mindframe is a bit healthier, not so much suicidal thoughts anymore. cuz when i think about it, i really should be thankful. no pain, no weightloss, no cash.
werd.
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Friday, October 08, 2004
2:40 AM
woke up at 6pm again. i think i really am a vamp or some kind of nightcrawler. i go to sleep just before the sun rises and i wake up when the sun is down. depression maybe? could be. ugh. i feel kinda stagnant these days compared to my hustle and bustle of 2003.
night at the roxbury and the apprentice brightened my awakenings. compare that to any morning show, fugga! i made me some pandesal treats for my breakfast...u halve some pandesals (filipino sweet buns) that have been sitting in yer freezerbag, heat up yer non stick wok, throw in some butter, let it melt, wipe the bottom with these halves until u got a good coating of melted butter on each pandesal half, set those aside until all of them are equally buttered, then u return'em to the pan and let it become golden brown. yummers...then heat up some caramel and drizzle over it.
fatty goodness, the flavour reminded me of glazed krispy kremes. drool.
pamela, the appointed project manager, was booted off by trump, talk about bad leadership skillz and overpricing mentalities. ugh.
so buddy judd came over to cheer me up cuz i was feeling a lil bit like the wrist slashing type..so yeah like the big brother that he is to me, he consoled me as i cried my eyes out, telling him that i can't stand this stagnant way of life...i got the janis joplin syndrome and he explained it all to me.
so i have to start looking on the bright side of things. it's not the end of the world. someday i will be up there...someday.
werd.
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Wednesday, October 06, 2004
11:59 AM
today was full of many observances. so i wokey wokey at 6:30pm-ish today, replied to my marky msgs, then marg comes knockin on my door, asking me if i'm still going with them to watch the new hilary duff movie. raise your voice or some shit like that..."but danielle, your boyfriend from "what a girl wants" is in it!" so i had 5 minutes to get ready, show starts @7pm metropolis. free passes courtesy of alexis and her job at hmv. shower, change, lotion...there was no way in hell i was gonna miss seeing mr.oliver james on the big screen! hilary who??? he's cute. but having this crush on him when i first saw that movie made me feel all r.kellyish. look at him! he's a baby!
so there's like 6 of us squealing girls surfing for parking at metrotown, metropolis, and we run up the escalators cuz it's already showtime. the kids beat us to it. sorry, the movie is sold out. fuk. a sold out free preview, who woulda thunk, now we know for next time to come an hour early to reserve our free seats!!! hmph! gosh darn it, i was so ready to sink in my theatre seat and fantasize about oliver james. don't get it twisted, this aint that bevy james oliver cooking up a storm.
and trust me, metropolis ain't the mall you really wanna be mallratting at. unless you're down with the thug wannabes. unless you're down with shopping at the same store posing under different names but they all the damn freakin same cuz they carry the same freakin clothes that fall apart withing 3 washings! we all walked past the aritzia store and put on our bopper girly voices and chanted "like omigod, like t-n-a!!!" in loud volume. tna tracksuit for 400dolla anyone?
but yeah, i had to make a run for superstore to replenish my antihistamine supply. meet the rest later over at athletes world. doot-doo-doo, the girls were nowhere to be found in the homie sportswear store, but i spotted them across the way lining up for some fresh mini donuts. they bought some with chocolate dipping sauce on the side...now this part of the mall is what i call the "sweet strip" cuz first off u got that one particular hottie working at athletes' then u got the donuts..then u got the monk's pretzels beside it giving away free samples of pretzel balls, so i ganked those and dipped it in our chocolate...then cinn-zeo formerly known as cinnabon with their free tray of samples...we helped ourselves out to those too...dairyqueen was neighbouring the buns but yo, we were all hungry for real food. so the 6 of us stood in a circle, taking turns dunking the minis', figuring out where to eat. gail suggested sammy j peppers, but we ruled out that it was too pricey for our pockets. diane wasn't down for chinese, alexis already ate...i was fienin chicken wings...it was, after all, wednesday...and u know what that means...wing wednesday, heh. so we all agreed on earls on kingsway, despite the poor service i receive each and everytime.
got there, many empty tables, 3 pairs waiting in front of us. hostess in wack ass gear greets me and informs me it will be 25 minute wait. i guessed it was gonna be 10 mins cuz i saw that seats were avails. i was wrong...15 minutes passed as we were all still waiting...i even wanted to put some tables together to accomodate us but no, that would be rude and shit, yadda yadda, so yeah the hostess i guess noticed my frustration, sauntered over and told me that our table is almost ready...i'm all like yo, we coulda sat here, we could sit there, they been empty for ever....then she tells me that some of the staff didn't show up so those empties were without a server. ugh. hire new peoples damnit!
finally sat in a booth near the kitchen. and dude..slave labour by chlid labour!. kid wasn't even tall enough to reach the landing bar! heh. perhaps he was doing work experience or some shit. so we all had fun dissing the people that prevented us from watching the movie, and noticed the many couples and families eating their dinner with somber looks about them. there is so much you can read off people with mere body language and the gaze in their eyes. this one couple near our booth looked totally bored. they cleaned up their plates in record time, they were seated around the same time as we were, and we havent received our food yet!!! and they didn't convey the look of animal hunger that they had to finish their food so that they can start a lil chica pow pow elsewhere. a family of three sat at a nearby table, and you can so tell that the wife is sooo unhappy. we all took notes. we all tried to figure out the basis of her gloom. mr. mushroomcap? shotgun wedding? marriage for the wrong reasons? no time or desire for honey? blech, we had fun trying to figure things out. and everyone tried not to finish their food so that they can get their doggybag kept inside an oldschool chinese takeout container...heh.
went home, watched csi miami, csi new york, and then the original csi. goes to show that a fucker can't get away with shit...technology baby.
its all good though, knowing that all these advances in science and technology keeps me grounded...i know that i can't get away with murder, so therefore i will never attempt. unless, of course, it's lyrical, then i'd have to start saying na-na-na-na like ini kamoze. werd.
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Tuesday, October 05, 2004
6:54 PM
i haven't slept yet.
i couldn't sleep knowing that there was paper to be made.
so i mentally mapped out my doings of the day.
i realized that i had insufficient translink fare, so i scoured all my bags for loose coinage. clinkity clank, i almost made $1.50, but that didn't cuz the cheese like fart did. alas, a big box of emptied sleemans caught my eye. many expressed thanks to my loving friends for sparing me some spare deposit bottles of bday happenings. so i lugged the box to the depot and scored me a gleaming loony. woot woot! which was a good thing since a couple of my coins were pesos and some other foreign shit obtained from my asia travels last spring. so yeah, it was sunny outside.
roll up in the call centre to collect my cheque containing one days' pay plus vacation plus stat pay. moneymart cashings next door. sweet. dolla dolla green yawl. finally!
bell mobility store awaits me at pc with some tomfooleries. dude..there's an old navy here now across from my athletes world???? dude???? so yeah, i musta spent about under 2 hours waiting and chilling in bell. their customer service brings out the very bitch in me i say. fuggers. they wanted me to put a 200dolla deposit on the loaner phone while my beautiful blood red phone goes out for repair. savages. just when i had a fake cak in my pocket to impress the ladies. bahahha. luckily for me the guy beside me just flew in from toronto two days ago and needed to switch his number over to 778 area code. i made a deal with him. so i bought his samsung for a quarter-of-a-hun so that i wouldn't have to deal with any bullshit bout signing loaner phone release and putting down that deposit shite. double luckily for me when 'paul' told me that he's a graphic designer and film director. peep it at www.themelogroup.biz i swear these things are falling into my lap...i wanna thank the alignment of the stars for all this good fortune coming my way =) so me and new found pal part ways and i'm off to take the non-rainy route of sears. i bump into supervisor hamaguchi of e-popping rmh fame. oh mci job, the memories. off to bk for some deep fried onions and apples. rings and pie that is. talked for a long assed time, then it was time for our parting...down the robson route on my way to the movie audtion, i stroll into rootskiddies to visit virgo sista aka numba1 fan aka cutie none otha than angelica. i must be psychic cuz she was just getting on her break! bento's for some homestyle japanese mini chicken teriyaki bowl, miso and tea. the sign above us read, "please share table and make new friend" i can't wait to eat there when it's packed, i will mos def make new friends there, especially if they happajap! heh.
so i part ways with the lil one, and down a couple blocks i go in pouring rain sans umbrells to listel hotel to try my luck for an upcoming movie called 'wanna be macks'. smooth sailing, fingers crossed wishing for a callback =) shouts out to mersad for letting me know bout this.
more wetness and soakage action as i walked like 6 blocks towards the tax building. i got me my long lost t4's of 2001 and 2003. i need to file that ish asap. i need money. i need to work on fabulous four!!!! i hate filling out the forms though, it is such a chore. but what can i do? i need the cash... and the gst cheques...and the bigbudget gigs.
so i met up with paul again to retrieve the battery and charger from him. i wonder how he feels about vancouver rain? as i walked back up robson, i noticed that the space that used to house lush, or benetton even b4 that, was transformed into kiehl's???? when did this happen? ooh i can't wait to get my hands on their lip conditioner..i hear its' the best in the world!!! they had lots of people in there preparing for the grandopening or some shit like that...i saw bottle upon bottle of water and wine. hook me up with the red, bitch. took the non-drip route of sears and played around with chanel's new liquid lipstick compact. it stains the lips, and u can control the colour intensity from muted to vibrant! craziness. supercraziness for the 58 dollars they were asking for it. anyhoo, i am home now, and dead tired. i must sleep now. and i must chill with alosh too, she just called. haven't hung in a month. i need to save face. werd.
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6:44 AM
i caught an episode of the fabulous life of: justin timberlake today. and i secretly thought to myself, don't worry mizthang, it will be your turn to be stupid rich.
i mean, i've been rags most of my life.cum on now, not too many girls wear curtains and table cloths as clothings, unless you're florine maria or cinderella...but yeah that's me. i'm still rocking the same wardrobe from '99. any year prior that had me in the xl's. now i'm a medium. i'm so ghetto that i save my babybels from set for later munchies. plus it's all about the free. and the discount. i am so frugal and buckling at the same time, so it goes hand in hand. even when i'm bling i'm broke. does that make sense? there's gotta be a better way. i need to run into master p sometime soon so that he can take me under his wing...i wanna learn the self-made millionaire secrets from him. i'm pretty sure he's still in town, just don't know where to stalk him. i will mos def say 'ugh...na-na-na-nah!'
i'm always trying to make a dollar out of 15cents, but i think i'm running out of ideas...plus i'm still paying off the damn sfu tuition from the 4rth year english literature majors i dropped out of ages ago. whackness.
but i know i will think of something soon enough. cuz i wanna be like jermaine dupri and be able to singalong to his song..."ya'll wanna floss with us....."
in the meantime, send all spare change via www.paypal.com to my email address: mizthang@telus.net
werd.
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Monday, October 04, 2004
6:15 AM
bowling for sleemans
knock me out, i'm drunk and stoned...
mullet spells for disaster, i spiked everyone's punch with drugs
now i play sexy tunes on my keyboardgee-tar to set the night to music...
photos dated 09/07/04 were provided by
dianna...her and
mel dropped off a photo-cd by my door. i missed out on their visitation to the ol'
mizthang pink dungeon cuz i was sleeping ugly to catch up on beauty. seems i missed out on hanging with
alosh and
kaila as well..hmph. sucks to the drowsy and scratchy throat. i also missed out on watching a movie with milka
kai, he invited me to watch a brazillian flick playing at the
vancouver international filmfest g7 theatre. oh wellz. there's always another day to fulfill useful stuff. today i learned about affiliate programs. yippee. and i watched
'object of my affection' on tv. i would love to raise a family with a gay male partner. that would be sweet. gay males in general are sweet. and feisty. they are the original missthangs of society. big ups and respect. sucks to be me, i can't work for fantastic four. ugh. time for me to gather all my t4's.
time to meditate about the meaning of life while i'm at it. werd.
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Sunday, October 03, 2004
5:18 AM
today was a prebday bash for my good friend eric, or as the duke would call him, the 'chanders'. atlantis was our destination, and timmyho swung low sweet chariot stop and let me ride, found sweet parking near the club. hello sexybeast and daphne =) no lineup, and thankfully i escaped the $12 cover charge by emailing the club prior for vip status. sweet! inside we met up with howie and co, and they added a mini runway for the maxim model search. coors light girls in their silver bullet skank outfits prowled the scene, and i slumped in my chair for the show to finally begin. ages later duke, shelley and jeff arrived...they spent 45 mins. scouring downtown yaletowns and surrounding areas for parking. witty cummittee reunited. i looked around and noticed the sausage party of saturday night. i noticed the asian boys nearby with matching shoes and bobbing heads. then who can forget the honger staggette entourage? or the unibrow dude with the top reading 'defense club'. good looking out tim. finally the show started with crystal lo on the mic. she introduced the 8 ladies that were competing in the semi-finals for maxim girl. blech - not bad - blech - blech - blech - mail order bride - skinnybigtitty - cute asian girl....sot hey pranced around in their booty shorts and skimpy half tops. me and duke liked the last girl, she was pretty without trying too hard. the rest were puke city in one way or another. it went up to three rounds of repetition, the last round being bra and panty parade. finally they announced the winners...cute asian girl came out 2nd while the brown skinny chick with watermelon tits won the event. she received the loudest cheers.
it was now time to dance, and everyone bumrushed the stage. the crowd was considered weak in my books. not one potential hottie hybrid for me to victimize. my eyes were hungry, and i was left to starve. hmph. the place was filled with 4-footers and oompaloompa crews. and who could forget the brown crew led by the dude in the orange dress shirt??? they were dancing away like crazy, one of them stomped on my foot by accident. i overexagerated the owwie factor and he apologized whole-heartedly. then i brought the mad crazy elbows and stomps of my own in sweet retaliation fashion. seemed like everyone in my circle was chugging the waterbottle. it cost $3.50 for water...just cuz it says 'atlantis' on it. that's 25cents shy of a coors light bottle!!! oh well they both taste the same. i whored on stage for old times sake, busting out the bellydancing movements when kevin little filled the air. i will never get sick of that song. at the bar i bumped into ryan y, and he confessed to me that he reads my blogs on a daily basis. i did not believe. then he quoted my youngest sister beating up her ex...that proved me wrong. nice to know that people actually read these thingys!
so the dj spun a slow song to hint to the crowd that it was time to get the fuck out, or grab a girl and slowdance like it was the prom or some shit.
general eatings at cambie wonton noodle house.
it comes to that point when u realize how small this city is when u happen to know at least one person from almost every table! 
robin, shellz, nightrydah, bigdaddy-justin, robin, lovebird fry lice jeremy, pam, andrew, justin, and bday boy sadiq. soup, rice, chicken wings, honey garlic spareribs, creamycorn cod, beef and gailan, rice noodle with beef. fullness. our table expressed 'wtf' faces of disgust when we saw a caucasian male in his 40's escorted by two ladies, one asian 18 yr old looking one with braces....i'm like whats the story here.....and he was wearing see through white pants to show off his dark boxers underneath...hotness. fuk now that i left the restaurant, i am craving hongkong style tea mixed with coffee. yum.
btw i have a new aka....mizthang aka chesty la rue. duke is appointed main hypeman to back it up if anyone dare messed.
and to quote eric..."u know what i like in you????? mah dick...."
werd.
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Friday, October 01, 2004
11:13 PM
i missed a call from my agent this morning, and i am still kicking myself. he was able to find me some last minute work but sucks to my drowsyness for not receiving his message on time. so i basically did jack all today...hmm..showered, shaved, straightened my hair, looking all pretty for the outside world. but it's past 11pm and i didn't go anywhere. my phone rang off the hook though. the place to be tonight was plush, but i just couldn't find myself the effort to hitch a ride, yadda yadda. plus i'm 25 years old, and i feel like a dinosaur whenever i step up in the place with much style and grace. biggie is the bomb. but yeah there's supposed to be beds and shit for pillowfight playtimes. and i got the sexy lingeries ready to go. but what's keeping me from enjoying tonight's adventures?
beats me, but i did catch an episode of vh1's driven. it was showing outkast's claim to fame. then i thought to myself, what the fuck am i doing? why aren't i making moves with the music? it's as if i stalled or something. oh well. all in a days work i guess. the time is near....
so right after outkast, the chris isaac show came on. i never ever seen this show b4, but i was curious to see if i would ever see myself. cuz i filmed an episode once 2 years ago. alas! i spotted myself front row while he was performing, my infamous sunglasses perched atop my head =)
but u wanna know what's cool? my youngest sister denise beat up her ex today. bitchslap and everything over at total ed. he cheated on her, so he pretty much deserved the beats. oh well, never really liked him anyways, u can tell when a dude is a loser when he takes up teaching esl students for the mere sake of bagging japanese chicks. now that's what i call a winner. she came up in my suite while i was watching america's next top model, and gave me the play by play while her three friends backed up the story, as they were all witnesses to the ordeal. coolness. yaya is hot. i think she is gonna win. i still feel no guilt for the other night though *wink*
okay, enough bitching for now, i think i need some fresh air. a stroll down main street might help. i might just bump into some artsy fartsies. plus i gotta pick up a new copy of the georgia straight. then maybe i won't feel so lost....
oh and i found out some other good news today, my cousin jen over in tdot will be doing makeup for the school play. i am so proud of her. she is following in my footsteps...i used to be the head makeup artist for the school musicals back in the day of st.patty's. funtimes funtimes. and i got to keep the makeup too =) i swear sometimes i wished i was young again. then i can weed out all the bullshit i went through. but perhaps i was meant to deal with all this bs to make me a stronger person...werd.
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Thursday, September 30, 2004
11:30 PM
yesterday i had to be at capilano mall at 8pm for that that show 'life as we know it'.i hitched a ride with mel, club clothings in tow. we got there to the holding in the mall, and my eyes gleamed. i was beaming like a kid in a candy store. yup yup, i was surrounded by lotta hot hybrids! mel bounced after both wardrobe ladies pulled the powertrip egos by treating her like shit. her clothes aparently weren't good enough for the set. they belittled her with much disrespect. she was out like trout, and i was left without a ride home. so i hoped and prayed that they would film into the wee hours of the morning while buses were running again. the damsel in distress within me approached mr. wood with batting eyelashes and doe-eyed looks. "however am i to get home?" thankfully the hotty hybrid offered a ride. i gleefully accepted. heh.
so many hotties. one had longish brown silky hair, half german half malaysian. other than the scenery, the food sucked, and everything else sucked. but who was i to complain? i got paid to look pretty and look at other pretty people. i got paid to flirt.
sleepysleeps and his cravings for mini burgers led us to denny's. why is it that the workers there are so bitter? chomp chomp with 4 men in nice wardrobe, toodle-loo's, and me and hottie arrived in my neighbourhood, lickity stick. eat me like my name is sashimi. cuz i'm down for forbidden fruit. i hope my agent gets me work on these sort of sets again. eyecandy is yummy. werd.
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Wednesday, September 29, 2004
1:33 AM
they had two santas' yesterday!
i was on set of 'tru calling' from 7am till almost 11pm. so u can just imagine how tired i was when i got home. zombie mode. i pulled an all nighter on sunday btw, and my body was fighting to stay awake downtown.
i wished i had some of what this dude had. see how he looks normal in this photo? yesterday he looked all cracked out. like his eyes were wide open like loose asshole. bugged out wide! his name is shawn reaves, and plays 'harrison' on the show. he was quite the character in between takes as well. with the way i was yawning, i wanted a snort of his lines too!
so they used us for 6 different locations scattered around yaletown. craziness. they worked us hard and good. i didn't get a chance to take my usual 3 hour nap. i had fun dressing up in rich bitch outerwear. had to make myself look like trendy upscale new york christmas shopper. did my hair 4 different ways for the various scenes. cuz i tend to fuck up the scene. standing out too much. eh. it was funny when normal peeps infiltrated the scene situated at davie and mainland. picture all of us trendy new yorkers dressed in snooty wintery gear and out of nowhere u get a jogger in drifit bootyshorts and tank top. or jacketless babystroller pushers. funny stuff...got continuity?
it just happened to be the last day for filming this show with the principle actors, so eliza dushku and jason priestly were all up in the mix, quickly shooting the final scenes of 2nd season. unfortunetly the show has been cancelled by the fox network, so i'm not too sure if you beautiful people would be able to catch me on screen! the series is either gonna be shelved or picked up by the wb network. i'm crossing my fingers cuz yo, i'm all up in camera's view whut whut. i want it to own television background...fuk the mains, looky at that extra behind her...beside him...out of focus but looking silhouette-hot! heh. they dress me up in drab colours all the time t tone down my colourful aura =) i take it as a compliment actually, cuz one day it will be my turn to be in the forefront. yup yup.
lunch was delicious. i feel like a food critic now for the film industry! off the shooting stars catering truck i ordered garlic butter prawns and asparagus. strolled over to the bbq grill and hooked myself up with a rare ribeyed steak, then fill the empty space on my plate with cali rolls, tandoori chicken cashew salad, caesar salad and various cheese. the beef was super juicy, and the prawns were fuggin huge. but i have to give crazy props to the pavlova cake. it's a new zealand meringue based cake with hella fresh whipped cream and fresh fruits. it was so orgasmic to my tastebuds that i went back for dessert seconds. ooooh yeah baby. i freakin hate the sets where they feed u food that is crappier than craft service. those premade lunch boxes with stale and bland sandwiches. so far so good, craft and lunch have been good to me the past few weeks. so good that i might have put on 5 pounds! heh.
so yeah, christmas was in the air to delusion me once again, and i bumped into the regular faces of the extras world. we're like a secret society of some sort. our agent sends out our photos and stats to all the current casting directors. they then receive callbacks with a list of people they want on their set. then my agent would call me and ask me if i'm available the next day. i say yes, and then i patiently wait till he calls me back with details. majority of the time i find out after 11pm about wardrobe and location. so yeah, it's kinda last minute with everything. kinda like mini assignments! drug deal or escort steez. i find it kinda adventurous. luckily for me i'm not starstruck. u most certainly can't go into this line of work if you go gaga for famous peoples.
anyhoos, funtimes aside, i have to hit the hay so i can catch some shuteye for tomorrow's adventure, a television show starring kelly osbourne. yay. i get to blend in with the highschool kids. looky likes me gonna mack on some 18 years olds. hybrid ones. werd.
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Sunday, September 26, 2004
11:51 PM
familia dindin transported me to the home of the taj mahal as we all pigged out on the buffet offered at new india restaurant. tabla science cd sounded like a marriage of east indian tabla with ambience...kinda like racing music, as giju would put it. yum....butter chicken....mmm....kheer. when i got home i caught some pussycat dolls performance. it was funny cuz my mom called my phone to put it to that same channel, i told her i was already watching it, and it became funnier when my mom told me that she can picture me doing something like that...she was encouraging me to audtition for that sort! woot woot! burlesque, here i cum.
so my mom hooked me up with some upscale wardrobe for tomorrow's shooting for yet another christmas scene. set in san francisco. filming in september, up in canada. anyhoo, i looked up my horoscope as told by tim stephens astral reflection:
VIRGO, the 55 weeks ahead bring you luck in money. Your income can grow through work (pay raise), finding more lucrative clients, or buying/selling items. Many Virgos, during this period, will be able to place themselves on a higher plateau of earnings - a plateau that can last years, even decades. You'll own more possessions. Your memory will be sharper than usual, and rote learning will come easily. (Young Virgo children will do very well this school year.) That's the good part. The "difficult" part is that, now to July 2005, this expansion in money might come at the expense of your social life - or, more likely, your love and social commitments might prevent you from making more money. Social motives could even cause loss, if you spend to impress friends, or invest with friends,
etc. DON'T mix money and friends this year ahead! However, DO let love conquer greed, let creativity conquer security. Be careful, all 2005 and the first half of 2006, to avoid selfishness in money or possessions. Bad motives can enmesh you in a sticky money trap. Wisdom and financial safety will come when you're considerate of others but not seduced by them, and when you handle
money with a long-range view. Think "net worth."
so yeah, when the hell is this so called money gonna come rolling in??? i guess it's all up to me to make things happen. my horoscopes have been accurate each and every year, especially the whole year forecasted ones. it's written in the stars for me, and printed all over my palms. it's my time to shine, and ain't nothing gonna bring me down. world domination, one country at a time. werd.
